Mysterious Selfinsert

I'm Kat.
I have really terrible taste in f/os.

Main F/Os

Megatron from Transformers

Megatron

After an unfortunate turn of events, the Decepticons end up with a human pet. For better or worse, Megatron in particular takes a liking to me...

G1, Aligned, and IDW continuities. Bayverse if I'm feeling silly.

Vampire Cookie from Cookie Run

Ramattra

Working for Talon is not a dream job, but it does pay well. Ramattra doesn't understand how one of the few half-decent humans can work for Doomfist.

Vampire Cookie from Cookie Run

Albert Wesker

While undercover in S.T.A.R.S., Wesker takes a personal interest in the RPD's recordskeeper. Soon, he adapts his plans to include me- whether or not I know it.

Tomura Shigaraki from My Hero Academia

Tomura Shigaraki

After Stain's capture, I seek out of the League of Villians for justice. Despite Shigaraki's usual personality and my regrets about Stain, together we forge Tomura's new world.

Kylo Ren from Star Wars

Kylo Ren (Star Wars)

Employed as a translator for the First Order, Kylo Ren discovers my untapped potential and trains me as one of his Knights of Ren.

Michael Myers from Halloween

Michael Myers (Halloween)

After discovering a strange man severely injured in the woods, I have to keep my sanity as I struggle to understand just who it is I am taking care of.

Vampire Cookie from Cookie Run

Pagan Min (Far Cry 4)

As the king's new royal doctor, we struggle to keep our relationship professional. We're both afraid of being hurt and both too curious to let it go.

Adam Jensen from Deus Ex
Billy Loomis from Scream
Brahms Heelshire from The Boy
Dabi from Boku No Hero Academia
Damon Salvatore from Vampire Diaries
Danny Johnson from Dead By Daylight
Erik (The Phantom) from Phantom of the Opera
Ezio from Assassin's Creed
Gabriel Reyes (Reaper) from Overwatch
John Clare (The Creature) from Penny Dreadful
Knock Out from Transformers
Oswald Cobblpot (The Penguin) from Gotham
Sandor Clegane from Game of Thrones
Sho Minamimoto from The World Ends With You
Siebren de Kuiper (Sigma) from Overwatch
Sombra from Overwatch
Chizome Akaguro (Stain) from Boku No Hero Academia
All Might from BNHA
All Might from BNHA
Zim from Invader Zim

Retired F/Os

These are F/Os you won't seen me talk about often, but I just want to include. You can rarely find posts about these characters with "#[name] tag"

Alastor from Hazbin Hotel
Eijirou Kirishima from My Hero Academia
Garrus Vakarian from Mass Effect
Greed from FMA
Joel Miller from The Last of Us
Legion from Mass Effect
Lucifer from Lucifer (Comics)
Matt Miller from Saint's Row
Darth Nihilus
Oleg Kirrov from Saint's Row
Pyramid Head from Silent Hill
Solas from Dragon Age
Thane Krios from Mass Effect
Urdnot Wrex from Mass Effect

BYF

You can follow me even if we share F/Os! We can even talk about them :3My blog is 18+ only. All my f/os are over 18. I occasionally post nsfw content. My tag for that is #citrusshippingI selfship with a lot of villains, usually in context of them still being evil. I sometimes reblog exceptionally dark content about this usually in terms of them doing very bad stuff to me. Things like noncon, kidnapping, abuse, violence, manipulation, stalking, murder, etc. I don't think I need to clarify that I don't support that in real life, but I have my reasons for liking it in selfships. My tag for that is #darkficshippingI don't really care if people change the age of their F/Os or S/Is.I try to tag warnings preemptively, but if you need anything tagged (including a ship or character) please tell me!!

Please DNI if:

  • You are a minor. Seriously.

  • You are uncomfortable with villain F/Os and S/Is

  • You are uncomfortable with dark selfships

  • You are an anti-shipper

Hey I'm Kat!

I'm a fictosexual with a lot of morally ambiguous (or downright evil) F/Os.I'm queer af and use xe/xyr pronouns (they/them is fine too). I'm nonbinary, m-spec, and a-spec, but the full label is too much of a mouthful so 'queer' is just fine.I'm 100% okay with sharing F/Os!!I write reader-insert fics for my F/Os and they act as my selfship "canon." See my F/Os page for details or feel free to ask :)I have a lovely partner who I adore (and she also selfships!)